Some Ginger Haiku for People
You Know You want It
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quite a noisy bitch
all you want is to be pet
but I will squeeze you.
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catnip for Ginger
fight over it with the Jazz
he is FURIOUS!
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after you catch her
rest on her Purring Fat Rolls
the perfect pillow!
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her belly jiggles
like a thousand warm eclairs
are stuffed deep inside
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shotgun the Ginger
she is trapped within blankets
two hits and she's ripped!
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children of Ginger
instead of playing the guitar
you play on her pudge
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hear the yowl of fear
a blur of cat I chase
fattie moves so fast!
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as legends foretold
the Pastry Dimension churned
a cream-filled feline
a cuddly kitten
held and fed too much by Dave
Her Fatness has grown
Chunky McFatcakes
how large will this beast become?
she will EAT US ALL